This is the greatest discovery in my grade school days – in the early 90s.

The kids who got smirk on their faces know what this “magic chant” by Vic Sotto really meant.

So I baffled Jaycelle one day with this abracadabra and told her to write it down to know its meaning.

She still couldn’t get it so I rewrote it in a nice letterning so maybe one day we can hang it up on our wall and get our kid to ask, “what’s that fookin’ poster, daddy?”