What’s really efficient–getting stuck in traffic on a short route or going through the long intestinal insides of the city?

That yummy taste when you’ve got a buy 1 take 1 cheeseburger deal? Yes, it’s the same banana peel that gets a comedy laugh when you slip because of it.

Morning people notice this–shirtless men walking on the streets to buy gel or something and women carrying towels also walking on the streets.

I’ve learned to play the guitar practicing the song, “Line to Heaven” by Introvoys. It’s a very easy D-A-G-A said my cousin.

Remember that time when all you need is water from the tap? Then a corpse got stuck in one of Manila Water’s pipelines.

Once, I’ve used Ajax bar soap on my skin because I took a bath at the laundry area.

Just like roses, rice have come to us in different colors.

When we were kids, the best stage we’d really like balloons taken home by mom from parties was when they’re already hovering mid-air.

Some people, they do not learn the meaning of life–they realize it. I, on the other hand, realized the meaning of couch potato during my six-month stay in our house which turned into my parent’s house after graduation. I was being rooted to the couch sleeping at 4 AM and waking up for lunch.

I was told once to never trust anyone with the name Ricky or Randy.